They were just two kids from a small town walking home from school
He felt her hand, he knows she likes breaking the rules
What does he do? She’s got a look of fear in her eyes though
She keeps looking down the road
Her hand leaves his and there’s a rumble in the distance

She’s going home
But fuck knows what she’s going home to
The engine drones
And she gets in the fucking car
And through the window her sad brown eyes stare his fucken soul down
And she wishes that she could stay with him for ever

Barry stays awake at night
While Shelley’s tears reflect the moonlight
He’s only young but there’s gotta be a way to get her away
From the blue EH

He’s only young but there’s gotta be a way to get her away
From the blue EH

Years went by and Barry lost touch
Apparently life had offered too much
Running a job on doing fucken well
He barely ever thought of Shell
Till one night he was having a beer with his mates at the Bunbury RSL
(aahhh your turn on karaoke cunt)
That night his life would change forever
Baz was fucking maggot and he got off stage after singing karaoke
As he skulled is schooner a girl got up on stage and sung a familiar song
He couldn’t believe it and his eyes brimmed up like a fucken well
He slammed down his Schooner
Your fucken kidding me cunt it’s fucken Shell

Barry and Shelley pissed up through the night
Drank up smoked up till daylight
They made it to the Back Beach
In a drunken haze they reminisced
Back in the day

Baz whipped it out and tried to crack a fat
“Fuck come on!”
Shelley pissed herself laughing and said
“Do you really fuck with that?”

And from that morning on they would never leave each other’s side
Baz had done his nuts and he was all in and Shelley was down to fucken ride
Their love burned like the hottest bushfire ever
And there was no time to waste
They packed their shit up and explored the sunburnt land
In Shelley’s blue EH

But Bazza’s job went to shit
Money was tight Shell’s over it
This world had sucked out the fun
Till Shelley bought a 12 gauge shotgun

“Fucken hell Shell!”

And that’s when shit got real

Six years of robbing banks together
Blue EH filled with guns and shit whatever
“We are heading to ANZ Bunbury hun.”
“Yeah darl this is the one.”

But Shell starts shooten every cunt
Baz says “Sweetheart what have you done?”
Shelley’s brown eyes stare his soul down
As the sirens sound
“Righto darling looks like we’re heading home then.”
“Yer yer it looks like it sweetheart.”
“Don’t look back down that road Shell.”
“You’re not alone babe, and we’re together.”
“I luv ya Barry.”
“I love you too Shelley.”
“Fuck that blue EH.”