In the far northwest in the eye of the cyclone
He rises from beneath the mangroves
A thousand years he’s been at rest
The Crab God has risen
Grab ya shit and fucken run
That Redclaw’s gotta be fifty ton!
He makes his way south
This big cunt’s heading for a mining town
Buck gets on the UHF
“Aah copy Gary - ahh you see what I’m seein’ mate?”
“Yeah yeah copy that Buck, looks like a giant fucken mudcrab.”
Gary gets crushed in his truck
Buck swings his bucket like a mad cunt trying to fuck it up
He gets on the blower to Jenny

It’s the rise, it’s the rise of the Redclaw
He’s here to kill us all
Get fucken ready for war!
Fucken oath!
It’s the rise, it’s the rise of the Redclaw
We’ve gotta band together
Bring this motherfucker down!

Down south workin’ on another site
Jenny picks up the phone
“Hey sweetheart, it’s me. Hey listen,
I don’t think I’m comin’ home.”
Phone cuts out and Jenny wept
Redclaw snaps Buck’s fucken neck
And does a giant crab shit on the site shed
PPE can’t save us now
The smoko cunt got melted in that crab shit
The first aid bloke got fucken stomped
Twisted metal, mud and blood
Radio silence, site is fucked
The 50 ton mudcrab lets out another horrid roar

It’s the rise, it’s the rise of the Redclaw
He’s here to kill us all
Get fucken ready for war!
Fucken oath!
It’s the rise, it’s the rise of the Redclaw
We’ve gotta band together
Bring this motherfucker down!

The crab moves south
It comes across a meth lab
Filled with scratchy dickheads
They scatter like ants
And lie to each other as they fill their pockets
Redclaw rips the skulls from their heads
The acid from deep inside digests the dead
He devours the meth lab
Nothing stopping the God Mudcrab

Jenny retrofits steel spikes to her loader
She won’t stop till she’s got revenge and it’s over
She welds through the night

With Redclaw now in sight
Demo charges set alight
Jenny wants to flank him from the right
The miners stop and stare in awe
Then die by the Redclaw
The explosions rock the site
Jenny charges forward in her loader
This is for you Buck, she don’t give a fuck
She has lost a straight up good cunt who she loved
And she don’t care anymore

It’s the rise, it’s the rise of the Redclaw
He’s here to kill us all
Get fucken ready for war!
Fucken oath!
It’s the rise, it’s the rise of the Redclaw
We’ve gotta band together
Bring this motherfucker down!

It’s the rise, it’s the rise of the Redclaw
He’s here to kill us all
Get fucken ready for war!
Bring it down!
It’s the rise, it’s the rise of the Redclaw
We’ve gotta band together
Bring this motherfucker down!

Bring this motherfucker down!

Jenny rams the spikes into the crab
It vomits acid into the cab
Her face is burning
She wipes off melted fucken skin
Puts it on the dash

One last chance
Raise the blade
And kill the crab
But she can’t do it
She’s too fucked up