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The Legend of Borry - Part 3

from Such Is Life by Dead Kelly

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lyrics

He’s on the road to a country show
To have a fucken go at a rodeo
He hands Gemima to Migoumi
“I’m gonna win this shit, you hear me?”

The bull’s name is ‘Cuntsaw’
The crowd gets blind and screams fo more
The gate gets pulled, it’s time to go
Borry at the motherfuckin rodeo

The bar had so much time, they changed kegs
“What you gonna do ya fucken steak with legs?”
Borry jumps off Cuntsaw
He holds the trophy high but the bull wants more
He charges at Borry and lowers his head
The Fist of Eureka’s eyes go red

Around the rodeo you can’t hear a sound
Borry picks up Cuntsaw and spear tackles him
Into the ground
Migoumi grabs his butcher shit from the truck
He breaks down the beast and throws out the best cuts

HE IS THE SICKEST CUNT EVER
BORRY IS THE SICKEST CUNT EVER

“Hey girls, how ya goin? Did you get enough meat?”
“Haha that’s not the fucken meat we want.”
“Oh, yeah nah, righto. Hey Migoumi, do you want to play ‘Who’s Pouch Is It?’ with these two bush sheilas?”
“Oh fuck yeah Mr Borry.”

The crowd cheers “FUCKEN BORRY” as he leaves the town
He licks some cane toad poison off Migoumi’s tits
He’s Sydney Harbour bound

The angry cyclists and motorists gather on the bridge
Borry punched 8 cones from his bong didge
Will Crushring steps up to him “It’s time to go”
Borry still trippin fucken balls from that cane toad

HE IS THE SICKEST CUNT EVER
BORRY IS THE SICKEST CUNT EVER

Borry gets to his feet and sees Migoumi lying lifeless
He’s fucken devoed
He realises the cyclists are way fitter than the motorists
He’s got no choice but to jump

With the grace of a sugar glider
His ball sack skin saved his life

In the depths of the harbour Borry hits his scone on a WWII Japanese sub
He climbs inside and gets the cunt goin with his diesel mechanic skills
He loads the torpedo tubes, and aims it at the bridge
Right at those spandex suss cunts!

HE IS THE SICKEST CUNT EVER - Farkin oath!
BORRY IS THE SICKEST CUNT EVER
HE IS THE SICKEST CUNT EVER - Fuck yeah!
BORRY IS THE SICKEST CUNT EVER

Borry pulls out a big spliff he’s been hiding in his fucken beard
And drives the sub slowly out of the harbour

DON’T FUCK WITH THE FIST OF EUREKA
DON’T FUCK WITH THE FIST OF EUREKA
DON’T FUCK WITH THE FIST OF EUREKA
DON’T FUCK WITH THE FIST OF EUREKA

Fucken Borry!

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from Such Is Life, released October 18, 2019

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